On the Road

“I’ll admit it. That Worst of 90s Music-CD was a good idea.”
“I told you it’d make the road to the Nürburgring more fun.”
“But some of these songs are really jogging my memory.”
“Surely you know this one.”
“Ehm, the intro does ring a bell. Faintly.”
“It’s the Vengaboys!”
“Oh! With Up & Down!”
“YES! It’s brilliant for a sing-a-long! Up. And down. Up. And down.”
“The lyrics definitely aren’t hard to learn, haha.”
“UP! AND DOWN! UP! AND DOWN!”
“That’s it.”
“UP! AND DOWN! UP! AND DOWN!”
“You know, technically that’s wrong. It’s not…”
“UP!”
“It’s just…”
“DOWN!”
“We’re in the Eiffel after all. There are hills everywhere. So sometimes you go…”
“UP!”
“But right now we’re just going…”
“DOWN! Mmm, good point.”
“Really?”
“Yes. DOWN! AND DOWN! DOWN! AND DOWN!”
“Ah.”
“DOWN! AND DOWN! DOWN! AND DOWN!”
“You’re not seriously going to keep this up for the whole way…”
“DOWN! AND DOWN!”
“I guess you are.”
“DOWN! AND DOWN! DOWN! AND DOWN!”
“Oh, look. Yay! The bottom of the valley!”
“DOWN! AND DOWN! DOWN! AND…”
“No. No. NO. We’re at the low point! It’s level ground!”
“Spoilsport.”
“No more ‘down down down’, hahaha!”
“But… do you know what happens when you leave a valley?”
“Huh?”
“You can see it happening just ahead, over there.”
“Oh, no. Please, no.”
“Oh, yes! You go… Up! And up! Up! And up! UP! AND UP!”
“This isn’t funny.”
“UP! AND UP! UP! AND UP!”
“Just shut…”
“UP!”
“Yes!”
“AND UP!”